Scenes From A Marriage
Setting: In the car on the way home from a morning running errands. P’khan is fussing because he’s hungry. We stop at an inconvenient traffic light.
Moose: It’s okay little man. We’re halfway there.
P’khan: *continues fussing*
Moose: We’re halfway there. We’re halfway there.
P’khan: *still fussing*
Acorn: *decides to join in on the whining*
Moose: We’re halfway there.
Me: LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER.
Me: WHOA, WE’RE HALFWAY THERE. WHOAAA-OOOH! LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER!
Moose: Acorn, remind Daddy to never say “halfway there,” again.
Me: I resisted. You just kept saying it!