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Gypsy Lurv Letters

October 26, 2009

It’s time for!  Gypsy Lurv Letters!

Dear Sir,
I am not a “Gal,” a “Chick,” or a “Pirate Gypsy Wench Thing.”  And the only sure way to find out just how much of a bitch I am is to call me one.  Oh, sure, it was cute how you said it as an under the breath aside to your friend.  You didn’t really mean it!  It was a compliment!  I need to lighten up!  Where’s my sense of humor?  Oh hey, I found it!  It’s roughly a foot from the top portion of this very heavy staff I’m carrying.  Right about where it will smack you upside the head if you don’t get the hell away from me.

No Lurv,
The “Fucking Gypsy Bitch”

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