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November 24, 2008

The Nut Boy and the Beer Ladies have gotten into a morning routine. Being the hams that we are, the pirates and I usually get in on it. I ALWAYS win.

Nut Boy: Come taste my nuts!
Beer Lady: Come try my beer!
NB: Sweet, hot nuts!
BL: Nice cold beer!
NB: NUTS!
BL: BEER!
NB: NUUUUUUUUUTTTTTS!
BL: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
NB: NUUUUUUUUUTTTTTS!
BL: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
Pirate: SWORDS!
NB: NUUUUUUUUUTTTTTS!
BL: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
NB: NUUUUUUUUUTTTTTS!
BL: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
Pirate: SWORDS!
Me:  FOOOOR- TUUNE TELL-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
*brief silence*

Jerky Man: Come buy some beef from a jerk!

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