A Sort of Review: Air Force One
Whitney: Hey look. These are the bad guys. In case you missed it, here’s the bad guys again. Look! Bad guys!
Me: And in case you didn’t get it the first time, we’re going to give them really thick foreign accents.
Whitney: No kidding.
Whitney: This movie has terrible acting.
Me: I never said it was good. I just said it was AWESOME.
Whitney: Except… He’s not in the pod. Because if he was, the movie would be over.
Me: This movie has the highest percentage of scenes with military people standing around looking dumb. EVER.
Me: Insert glory grabbing politician here.
Whitney: He dies first, doesn’t he?
Character in Movie: He’s the president! He’s not supposed to take risks with his life!
Me: That’s what you get for electing Harrison Ford!
Me: Cheesiest line ever in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
Harrison Ford: Get off my plane.
Whitney: Aaaaa! That was awesome!
Whitney: Oh I get it. The dramatic music is still going because the traitor is still on board.