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A Sort of Review: Air Force One

December 12, 2007

Whitney:  Hey look.  These are the bad guys.  In case you missed it, here’s the bad guys again.  Look!  Bad guys!
Me:  And in case you didn’t get it the first time, we’re going to give them really thick foreign accents.
Whitney:  No kidding.

Whitney:  This movie has terrible acting.
Me:  I never said it was good.  I just said it was AWESOME.

Whitney:  Except…  He’s not in the pod.  Because if he was, the movie would be over.
Me:  Yup.

Me:  This movie has the highest percentage of scenes with military people standing around looking dumb.  EVER.

Me:  Insert glory grabbing politician here.
Whitney:  He dies first, doesn’t he?

Character in Movie:  He’s the president!  He’s not supposed to take risks with his life!
Me:  That’s what you get for electing Harrison Ford!

Me:  Cheesiest line ever in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
Harrison Ford:  Get off my plane.
Whitney:  Aaaaa!  That was awesome!

Whitney:  Oh I get it.  The dramatic music is still going because the traitor is still on board.

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